Mila Kunis is calling chickens**t on the Ukrainian woman who claims the actress stole her beloved chicken, Doggie, a quarter century ago back in the old country.
With a little prompting from Ashton Kutcher, Mila says she was "devastated," and "weeping" after finding out Kristina Karo was suing her for $5,000 for emotional distress and therapy bills.
Mila and Ashton hilariously question the timing ... Karo is filing suit as she tries to hawk a music video.
For her part, Mila's contemplating a countersuit because the music video 'burned her eyes and hurt her body.'
If the judge would make the countersuit a class action, we'll gladly join.
By the way ... you should check out Karo on TMZ Live, unless you're chicken.